P. Diddy

While P. Diddy aka Sean Combs aka Puffy aka whatever we don’t have that much room to type was flipping coins to choose which one of his All-Star line-up of dummies (we mean his girlfriends, jump-offs ah whatever) would go with him to Paris, his real wife was breaking in his East Hampton home.  Yes we said real wife because that is what the 35 year old Camelia Green from Florida told authorities when they promptly arrested her last week for criminal trespassing. 

Diddy already has enough on his hands with trying to take Kim Porter and all those kids they have together shopping; denying the Atlanta chick and that baby and; making Cassie shave half of her head just to be with him because we all know her career was shorter than Green’s arrest time.  By the way the ‘wifey’ or craz-o Green was released earlier this week because her bail was only $5,000.    

Stay tuned for more Adventures in Krazyland featuring Diddy’s Angels or Dummies whichever title suits you best.